All My Friends Are Dead - Slate

Many scholars debate the cause of the dinosaurs’ extinction. Some say it was a meteor. Others insist it was global warming. We think it was simply a case of a broken heart. A broken heart and possibly diabetes.

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Impress all your living friends in this 100% combed cotton, sweatshop-free, amazingly comfy Slate-colored American Apparel t-shirt. They fit a little snug and also shrink almost a whole size in the first wash. So if you’re on the fence, order the bigger size.