Nature is the Worst

This shirt works equally well for nature lovers with a strong sense of irony and very sincere nature haters. Either way, it’s sure to start a conversation or two.

Tell Mother Earth to shut her big dumb mouth with this 100% combed cotton, sweatshop-free, amazingly comfy Brown American Apparel t-shirt. They fit a little snug and also shrink almost a whole size in the first wash. So if you’re on the fence, order the bigger size.