Pete curled up in his cabin with his diary and a hot cup of Earl Grey. How long had be been at sea? A month? A year? Two months? He didn't know and he wouldn't have understood what it meant, anyway.
It had been a long, long journey. Yesterday, he'd dropped his hook in the latrine and had to fish it out with his stump. The other guys were all, like, "Har har, Pete. You're the worst pirate since TIcklish Joe." So he ran into the galley and cried for an hour. Nobody understood him. How could they?
Yes, this is a shirt for Pete, Ticklish Joe, and oll you other misunderstood hooligans.
Set sail in this 100% combed cotton, sweatshop-free, amazingly comfy Cranberry-colored American Apparel t-shirt. They fit a little snug and also shrink almost a whole size in the first wash. So if you’re on the fence, order the bigger size. Check out the sizing information on the Info page.
