$3.50
A short play:
[David Caruso, as Lt. Horatio Caine, rings your doorbell, for some reason.]
You: Oh, weird. You're David Caruso. Uh, Merry Christmas.
David Caruso: Christmas isn't the only thing merry around here. [He stares into the distance and puts on his sunglasses.]
You: Um, okay. Well, would you like to come in? You'll catch a cold out there.
David Caruso: Better to catch a cold [takes off sunglasses] than to have a cold catch YOU.
You: [Long silence.]
David Caruso: [Long silence. Puts on sunglasses. Takes them off again. Turns to walk away.]
You: You're a hard man to talk to, David Caruso. But you certainly have the holiday spirit. God bless you. And God bless the whole cast of CSI Miami.
[That one song by The Who starts to play, as David Caruso walks into the distance and snow begins to fall. End.]
This card is folded, eco-white, size A2 (4.5in x 5.5in) Gocco printed with orange and black ink, blank inside for your personalized holiday message. Each card comes with a matching envelope, packaged in a cello bag for protection.
Because the cards are hand printed, there will be slight variations between each card. This is a limited edition of 50. They'll be numbered on the back.